Carpe Diem... Or not

FML

so i was outside a few moments ago and my life is pretty suckish right now, i see a dandelion and decide to make a wish. I wish my life would take a turn for the best then when i blow the things away a bee comes and gets in my hair. Anyone else have a FML moment like that?

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Friend Zoned

So the other day my guy friend told me he was bi and i was like “okay” then today he asked me out and I told him I don’t think of him that way and that he’s like my brother. THEN to make sure I didn’t hurt him I messaged him on facebook and I told him we can still be friends. A few minutes ago he told me that he also has a crush on a dude named Colton…  =.= this was my big thing, since I knew he was already bi and we aren’t compatible in any way shape or form I knew we wouldn’t work out. plus I’m not attracted to him. the thing I mainly worried about though was if we had dated and then broke up and he dated a guy, people would say I made him gay. -.- so yeah this is how my day has been so far.

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New Relationship

so yeah since today is April Fools Day and I’ve never had a Boyfriend I figured I might as well see who would actually care if I got a boyfriend on facebook lol. One of my friends asked if it was for April Fools Day and I acted really offended lol this is hilarious.

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18 Shocking Statistics About Children and Divorce 18 Shocking Statistics About Children and Divorce I’ve compiled these statistics about children and divorce for the “I’ll believe it when I see it” type of people who don’t accept anything as true unless it’s from a credible source or it’s been PROVEN in a convincing study. If you are NOT one of these people, you need to read this anyway. These days most people accept divorce as a way of life, completely unaware of the damage they are doing to their children. Tell your friends, acquaintances and co-workers to read these shocking statistics about divorce and children. It may help save a child’s life down the road. (And no, I’m not figuratively speaking either….just keep reading to find out what I mean.) Statistics about Children and Divorce statistics about children and divorce 1. Half of all American children will witness the breakup of a parent’s marriage. Of these, close to half will also see the breakup of a parent’s second marriage.” (Furstenberg, Peterson, Nord, and Zill, “Life Course”) 2. Among the millions of children who have seen their parents divorce, one of every 10 will also live through three or more parental marriage breakups. (The Abolition of Marriage, Gallagher) 3. Forty percent of children growing up in America today are being raised without their fathers. (Wade, Horn and Busy, “Fathers, Marriage and Welfare Reform” Hudson Institute Executive Briefing, 1997) 4. Of all children born to married parents this year, fifty percent will experience the divorce of their parents before they reach their 18th birthday. (Fagan, Fitzgerald, Rector, “The Effects of Divorce On America) The EMOTIONALLY Damaging Statistics about children and divorce 5. Studies in the early 1980’s showed that children in repeat divorces earned lower grades and their peers rated them as less pleasant to be around. (Andrew J. Cherlin, Marriage, Divorce, Remarriage –Harvard University Press 1981) 6. Teenagers in single-parent families and in blended families are three times more likely to need psychological help within a given year. (Peter Hill “Recent Advances in Selected Aspects of Adolescent Development” Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry 1993) 7. Compared to children from homes disrupted by death, children from divorced homes have more psychological problems. (Robert E. Emery, Marriage, Divorce and Children’s Adjustment” Sage Publications, 1988) These statistics about children and divorce are pretty shocking, aren’t they? The DEATH of a parent is LESS devastating to a child than a DIVORCE. (Even I wouldn’t believe this if I didn’t see the statistic myself.) The PHYSICALLY Damaging Statistics About Children and Divorce statistics about children and divorce 8. Children of divorce are at a greater risk to experience injury, asthma, headaches and speech defects than children whose parents have remained married. (Dawson, “Family Structure and Children’s Health and Well Being” National Health Interview Survey on Child Health, Journal of Marriage and the Family) 9. Following divorce, children are fifty percent more likely to develop health problems than two parent families. (Angel, Worobey, “Single Motherhood and Children’s Health”) 10. Children living with both biological parents are 20 to 35 percent more physically healthy than children from broken homes. (Dawson, “Family Structure and Children’s Health and Well-being” Journal of Marriage and the Family) 11. Most victims of child molestation come from single-parent households or are the children of drug ring members. (Los Angles Times 16 September 1985 The Garbage Generation) 12. A Child in a female-headed home is 10 times more likely to be beaten or murdered. (The Legal Beagle, July 1984, from “The Garbage Generation”) This is what I mean when I said “these statistics on divorce and children could save a child’s life someday.” Did you read #12? A child raised by his/her mother is 10 times more likely to be beaten or murdered. The Long Term Effects and Statistics About Children and Divorce 13. A study of children six years after a parental marriage breakup revealed that even after all that time, these children tended to be “lonely, unhappy, anxious and insecure. (Wallerstein “The Long-Term Effects of Divorce on Children” Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry 1991) 14. Seventy percent of long-term prison inmates grew up in broken homes. (Horn, Bush, “Fathers, Marriage and Welfare Reform) Problems Relating to Peers 15. Children of divorce are four times more likely to report problems with peers and friends than children whose parents have kept their marriages intact. (Tysse, Burnett, “Moral Dilemmas of Early Adolescents of Divorced and Intact Families. Journal of Early Adolescence 1993) 16. Children of divorce, particularly boys, tend to be more aggressive toward others than those children whose parents did not divorce. (Emery, “Marriage, Divorce and Children’s Adjustment, 1988) Suicide Statistics About Children and Divorce 17. People who come from broken homes are almost twice as likely to attempt suicide than those who do not come from broken homes. (Velez-Cohen, “Suicidal Behavior and Ideation in a Community Sample of Children” Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry 1988) High School Drop Out Statistics About Children and Divorce 18. Children of divorced parents are roughly two times more likely to drop out of high school than their peers who benefit from living with parents who did not divorce. (McLanahan, Sandefur, “Growing Up With a Single Parent: What Hurts, What Helps” Harvard University Press 1994) I can’t stress how important it is to know all the facts before you get a divorce. Your child’s life is in your hands. If you’re seriously considering divorce and you haven’t attempted to save your marriage , I’ve just given you 18 reasons why it’s at least worth a try to keep your family together.

Valentines Day

Well my valentine is on the other side of the world and not allowed to date until he’s 16 but I love him all the same, whether its romantic love or just my best friend love. You’re always there for me and so I want to thank you and I hope I’m always there for you. You’re my Knight in Shining Armor and I hope I get the chance to be your princess.

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Seeing all these photos of girls and boys hugging, kissing, holding hands and being cute and im just sitting here like

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HEY CUTE GUY

SO yeah my day was annoying until 10th period when i realized that i got a new guy in my drama class. I recognized him because he hangs out with a few of my friends and he’s one of my good friends Brothers xD i ran into him a few times before and i always thought he was hot in a nerdy way lol. so today he walked past me in the hall on my way to drama and my teacher said we got a new student, automatically i say OH THE CUTE GUY!!! YAY! …  well just my luck he was still standing there…  but ya know im actually pretty happy about it lol i guess it hasnt sunk in yet lmao

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